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Jesus loses in ‘Masterchef – The Deities’ final following disappointing...
Fans of the BBC’s popular ‘Masterchef – The Deities’ series were left reeling last night as odds-on favourite Jesus Christ fell at the last hurdle, handing victory on a plate to rank outsider Buddha....
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MasterChef won by dish of twice-heated beans served on a bed of...
The BBC’s MasterChef competition has been won by a contestant successfully pulling off his elaborate signature dish of reheated baked beans drizzled over a bed of lightly toasted shop-bought Mighty...
View ArticleJohn Humphrys wins Celebrity Masterchef with grilling technique
Today programme presenter John Humphrys has been crowned the surprise winner of this year’s Celebrity Masterchef. Humphrys won over the judges with a breakfast menu that included the Director General...
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New TV series gives insight into chefs’ personal lives
A new BBC TV series this autumn, Chefs In The Raw, will give an insight into the personal lives of some of the UK’s favourite television chefs. Here is a taster: Gordon Ramsey. In this clip, he has...
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Fear grow that missing Masterchef pair may have disappeared up own bums
There’s a double-whammy of shock news today as it’s being reported on the Internet and news agencies everywhere that co-hosts of popular BBC cookery show Masterchef, John Torode and Gregg Wallace, have...
View ArticleBBC cookery programmes no longer allowed to feature cooking
BBC cookery programmes can no longer feature cooking, in a radical Government overhaul of the broadcaster. No ingredients or cooking methods will be revealed to viewers to stop the BBC competing with...
View ArticleCelebrity MasterChef competitors to be eliminated by firing squad
Cooking really doesn’t get tougher than this! In a move to make the programme more competitive, Celebrity MasterChef contestants will now be eliminated from the competition by firing squad. As the...
View ArticleNewsBiscuit’s guide to modern gastronomy and fine dining
With the influence of Heston Blumenthal now stretching far and wide and food dishes getting ever more bizarre in terms of presentation and content, if in any doubt just watch Great British Menu or...
View ArticleWest Midlands grandmother wows Masterchef with ‘cabbage three ways’
Edith Bonner, 76, from Halesowen in the West Midlands has emerged as the hot favourite to win this year’s Masterchef competition, after John Torode declared her ‘deconstructed’ main course of...
View ArticleManchester Hotspot: A recipe for disaster
In a classic edition of Master Chef, currently airing on every BBC channel, King of the North, Andy ‘Canary’ Burham and his arch rival Boris ‘Cockortwo’ Johnson have almost come to blows in their...
View ArticleMan leaves baked brie in oven for 500th consecutive time
A man who likes to think of himself as “handy in the kitchen” has once again obliterated the fuck out of his dipping cheese. Theo Hogg achieved the new landmark days after boasting to friends that he...
View ArticlePrince Philip posthumously crowned winner of Masterchef 2021
In a desperate attempt to appease both Royalists and loyal viewers of the BBC cooking show, Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, has been announced as the winner of Masterchef 2021. A BBC insider who...
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MasterChef won by dish of twice-heated beans served on a bed of...
The BBC’s MasterChef competition has been won by a contestant successfully pulling off his elaborate signature dish of reheated baked beans drizzled over a bed of lightly toasted shop-bought Mighty...
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